#RIP Joan Rivers: The 10 funniest quotes she ever uttered

American comic, Joan Rivers gave up the ghost on Thursday, 4 September, after suffering a cardiac arrest during throat surgery on her vocal cords at an outpatient clinic in New York on 28 August.
Over the course of her life and career, the legendary comedian was hilarious, blunt, brash and brutally expressive with her quotes,comments and utterances.
Here are ten of Joan Rivers’ funniest quotes.

1. “My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.”
2. “Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say ‘My wife makes a delicious cake’ to some hooker?”
3. “I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer’s. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.”

Twin boys stabbed to death by their brother who then killed himself

9 year old twin brothers Patrick and Thomas O'Driscoll were stabbed to death yesterday September 4th by their older half brother Jonathan, 20, who then killed himself about an hour later. Read the full story below...

Nine-year-old Patrick and Thomas O’Driscoll were dressed in their school uniforms when found dead in separate bedrooms by their younger brothers, aged three and five.

Their half-sibling Jonathan, 20, sped from the scene in Charleville, Co Cork, and was discovered hanged 15km away.

The tragic boys’ parents Tom and Ellen were shopping in nearby Kilmallock, Limerick, at the time.A security source told the Irish Mirror : “It was a frenzied attack, the boys were stabbed multiple times. It’s understood there are psychological issues involved.”

Photos from 1st photoshoot for TSW by Ruggedman with Monalisa Chinda

Rapper Ruggedman has a clothing line called TSW (Twentieth Sept Wear) named after his birthday. He has been talking about relaunching it in a few weeks, starting with 8Figures snap backs, hoodies and varsity jackets.

The first photo-shoot for the clothing line took place yesterday at Troy Lagos with actress Monalisa Chinda modeling the 8figures tops. See the photos after the cut...

15 Reasons Why Beyonce Totally Rocks

Throughout a career spanning 16 years, she has won 17 Grammy Awards and sold over 75 million records as a solo artist and a further 60 million with former group Destiny's Child.

Throughout a career spanning 16 years, she has won 17 Grammy Awards and sold over 75 million records as a solo artist and a further 60 million with former group Destiny's Child.

Photo: Gospel acts, Eben and Jahdiel welcome son

Gospel acts, Emmanuel Benjamin aka Eben and his wife Jahdiel Peter welcomed their first child, a son, today September 3rd in a hospital in Atlanta. The gospel couple got married in November, 2013. Big congrats to them.

'Our sons rape us on a daily basis' - Imo Christian mothers cry out

Christian Mothers in Mgbishii, a rural community in Ohaji/Egbema Local Government Area in Imo state have cried out to the government and the Catholic Archbishop of Owerri Ecclesiatical Province, Dr. Anthony Obinna, over alleged atrocities being committed by their sons and daughters in the area.

According to Vanguard, the women made this appeal during a recent visit to the Catholic Archbishop at the Maria Assumpta Catholic Cathedral in Owerri.

"We are raped and molested by our own children. You cannot come to Mgbuishii and return home safely because of the crime rate" the women said. Continue...

Another American Doctor Contracts Ebola Virus

An American missionary doctor working in Liberia has reportedly tested positive for Ebola.
The unidentified doctor, who works with missionary group, SIM USA, is the third US aid worker to have contracted Ebola in Liberia, USA Today reports.
According to reports, the doctor had been treating pregnant women in Monrovia. Other missionary workers say he had not been treating any Ebola patients in the hospital’s isolation unit, and so it is unclear how he got infected.

Photos from Omoni Oboli's movie premiere in Lagos

Actress turned movie producer Omoni Oboli premiered her movie 'Being Mrs Elliot' on Saturday August 30th at Silverbird Galleria in Lagos. See pics from the premiere after the cut...

 

My ex left me to marry another woman because of how much I earn

From a female reader

My ex-boyfriend and I had a conversation yesterday about the reason he dumped me four years ago to marry another girl he'd started dating about two years after we started dating. My ex and I started dating in 2008, but by early 2010 he met another woman who he married nine months later. He broke up with me just four months before the wedding. I was so hurt and devastated that for three years I would not give another man a chance. 

What's the true situation in Bama? Did soldiers really conquer Boko Haram?

This is quite confusing. The Nigerian military and the presidency is claiming that Boko Haram didn't capture Bama yesterday, which is contrary to what many media sources including Sahara Reporters, AIT, Channels, BBC and Punch are reporting. According to Nigerian military, the Nigerian Armed Forces chased out Boko Haram from Bama town yesterday and even killed 59 insurgents but according to Punch today, I80 people were killed yesterday during the battle with the insurgents.